Family Guy Throwing a Hotdog Down a Hallway
Family Guy (Boob tube Series)
Petarded (2005)
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[Peter kicks open stall door in women's restroom; occupant screams]
Peter Griffin : Pitiful, retarded.
Adult female#1 : Oh, information technology's okay.
[Peter kicks open second stall door; occupant screams]
Peter Griffin : Sorry, don't know any amend.
Woman#2 : Oh, anoint you then.
[Peter kicks open 3rd stall door; occupant screams]
Peter Griffin : Geez, didn't you hear me a second ago? I'm retarded!
Adult female#3 : Oh, you lot're just curious. Well, let me testify you how everything works downwardly in that location.
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Stewie Griffin : Chris, any happened to Geena Davis? She used to exist in movies, but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough merely when she smiles y'all come across too much gum. Not a skilful tooth-to-mucilage ratio... Chris? Ah, I'll tell you in the morning.
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Peter Griffin : [reads game carte du jour] For whistling at a white woman, go direct to jail. Aw, man! Doesn't anyone ever win at this game?
Cleveland Chocolate-brown : You lot don't win. You just do a fiddling ameliorate this time.
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Meg Griffin : I tin can't believe this is happening to me! I tin can never get back to school once again!
Stewie Griffin : Oh, yes, 1000000. Aye-yes-yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that volition ruin your reputation, not you years of grotesque appearance or bad-mannered social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish style you clear your sinuses. No, no, it'due south THIS. Practice you hear yourself talk? I might impale you tonight.
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Peter Griffin : Attention restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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Peter Griffin : Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally. Now juggle these bean bags.
Cloris Leachman : I don't know how to juggle...
Peter Griffin : GOD Assistance YOU, CLORIS! JUGGLE THE Bean Bags!
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Lois Griffin : Peter, mental retardation unremarkably happens before you're born. It isn't something yous can catch. Don't y'all recollect you're overreacting?
Peter Griffin : Well, excuse me for beingness retarded!
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Joe Swanson : Hey Peter, what's up?
Peter Griffin : Joe, I just, umm... just recently found out that I'm umm... I'm mentally retarded, and umm... I simply wanted to enquire, umm... h-how do y'all deal with it?
Joe Swanson : Peter, I'chiliad handicapped, not retarded.
Peter Griffin : Okay, at present we're splittin' hairs.
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Brian Griffin : You lot know, Peter, I detest to say "I told you then" about not existence a genius, simply... EEEYEAH! IN YOUR FUCKING Face, FUCKWAD!... I'm... I'm sorry most that.
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Brian Griffin : You e'er finish and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois Griffin : Yes, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian Griffin : Is that healthy?
Lois Griffin : What'south the worst that could happen?
Peter Griffin : [to the tune of "Rock Me, Amadeus"] I'm a tumor, I'g a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'thousand a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'yard a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'yard a tumor, oh-oh, I'thou a tumor!
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Peter Griffin : Oh, God! What have I washed? I'm the worst hubby e'er!
Amanuensis Jessup : Brand that the worst father ever. Hi, I'm Agent Jessup course child services. I'thousand here to take your kids away.
Peter Griffin : What? Why?
Agent Jessup : Because you're mentally unfit to accept care of them.
Chris Griffin : No way!
One thousand thousand Griffin : Oh, my God!
Stewie Griffin : Finally!
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Glen Quagmire : [Quagmire slowly peaks out at Meg's slumber party] Oh, come on! You girls are slow the crap out of me! You know what I'chiliad going to exercise? I... I... I'm going to go home and spotter a dingy movie now! It'south all this mindless chattering is what it is!
[he leaves]
Meg : Wow, that was weird. Hey, yous wanna compare breasts?
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Stewie Griffin : [to a prostitute sat on a couch adjacent to him] So, tell me... is there any tread left on the tyres at all? Or, at this betoken, would it be like throwing a hot canis familiaris down a hallway?
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Peter Griffin : Well, here they are, Brian, my test results! Read 'em and weep!
Brian Griffin : Um, Peter, co-ordinate to this, you're not a genius. In fact... you're mentally retarded.
Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah? Well, would a mentally-retarded guy take hired a bulldozer with a drunk commuter to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?
Brian Griffin : Um... maybe.
Peter Griffin : ...Uh oh.
[a bulldozer with a boozer driver levels half of the house]
Drunk Driver : Congratulations!
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Peter Griffin : Ghost That Never Lies, did you witness the events that took identify on that fateful day? Y'all did. Well, how interesting. And practise you see the culprit or culprits in this courtroom today? You practice. Well, would you lot kindly point him or them out for this courtroom? Don't indicate at me, y'all jackass!
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Timer : [cut scene] I hanker for a hunk of/a slab, a slice, a chunk of/I hanker for a hunk of cheese! When your get upwards and go has got up and went...
Timer : [answers a knock at the door] Hello partner!
Peter Griffin : Uh, yep, pardon me sir, I live next door. It is three-thirty in the morning time, I am very tired.
Timer : [holding up an object] Look, a wagon wheel!
Peter Griffin : What the hell is your problem?
Timer : I simply smoked a whole bunch of crack!
Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0576956/characters/nm0532235